Thursday 30th June 2022 - 13:39:47 

First Night For The Newly Married Virgin With A Penis Phobia


It was the first night for a newly wed couple. The bride was still a virgin because she has a penis phobia, especially large ones, and she's heard about black men and how they are well hung.

To make his white bride feel at ease, the black groom said to her, "OK, I am going to go outside and slowly show you my dick through the door. Stay calm, there is nothing to be afraid of".

So he walked out, leaving the door slightly ajar and then stuck a little bit of his dick through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you"?

She chuckled a little and said, "Nope"!

He then pushed a little more through the gap and again he asked, "Does that scare you"?

"Nope", she replied.

He pushed some more through the gap and asked, "Does that scare you"?

"Nope", she said happily.

He said, "All right, you seem to be okay with it. I am coming up the stairs now..."

Quotes for Today:

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true - I no longer know how to use my telephone.
Bjarne Stroustrup 

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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