First Visit To GF's Apartment
She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment block and look for apartment 29E, and with your elbow push button 29E. When inside you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 29. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you".
The boyfriend says: "Darling, that sounds very easy to find, please explain why am I have to use my elbow and not my finger to press all the buttons"?
"Oh my God"!!! she says, "You're not coming empty-handed are you"?