Monday 24th September 2018 - 07:21:20 

Five Jumps A Week

 

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 79 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes again.?

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club; not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

Quotes for Today:

Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.
 


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein 


Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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