Five Jumps A Week
She said, "Are you nuts? You're 79 years old and you're going to start jumping out of aeroplanes again.?
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club; not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.