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Five Sales People

 

Five sales people, John, Peter, Harry, George, and Margaret, meet at the water cooler.

John: "I had three fantastic meetings today, man they were great! "

Peter: "I managed to crank out 85 calls! "

Harry: " I mass emailed over 4500 prospects! "

George: "I put together and sent out over 200 new info kits to new prospects in my territory. "

Margaret: "I didn't sell anything either. "


Moral of the story: Nothing matters in sales but results. All the good intentions or activities mean nothing unless you are able to produce.

Quotes for Today:

A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet
 


A smile confuses an approaching frown.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 

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