Five Short Jokes
- If you're anxious and you know it...
Clasp your hands.
- A defense attorney was in recovery after open heart surgery.
He woke up to a bright beautiful morning and saw that the blinds were closed tight and he asked the nurse why?
The nurse replied, "late last night the building across the street burned down, a complete loss. We didn't want you to wake up, see the flames, and assume that the surgery was a failure."
- Did you here about the big paddle sale at the boat store?
Everyone said it was quite an oar deal!
- You’ll never see me buying Evian water.
I’m not stupid, it’s 'naive’ backwards.
I buy the slightly cheaper Dosyllis instead.
I think it’s Greek.
My mates been having an affair with a goldsmith but he had to call it off.
He couldn't stand the gilt.