Saturday 20th October 2018 - 11:14:37 

Fortunate

 

One criminal who was accused of several murders and robbery was sentenced to death by the judge of the court. It was decided that the criminal will be shot in front of a firing squad on a particular day.

On that very day, the weather was very foul. It rained cats and dogs.

There was no sufficient light to see anything clearly. But duty is duty so the captain of the squad along with his five soldiers took the criminal and started walking to the spot.

On the way the criminal told the Captain, "See,what a weather! I am not afraid of death, but this day is not suitable for dying. What do you think?"

"Truly, the weather is very foul", the Captain replied, "But you are fortunate as you are only going, just think of our condition, we have to go back!".

Quotes for Today:

When the sun comes up, I have morals again
Elayne Boosler 


When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
 


Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost, remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind.
 

This can save your bacon

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