Four Juvenile Delinquents At The Zoo
A policeman brought four boys before a judge.
"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor", he said.
"Boys", said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.
Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong".
"My name is George", said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".
"My name is Pete", said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".
"My name is Mike", said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".
"My name is Peanuts", said the fourth boy.
"They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor", he said.
"Boys", said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.
Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong".
"My name is George", said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".
"My name is Pete", said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".
"My name is Mike", said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen".
"My name is Peanuts", said the fourth boy.