Funny Shop Names
'The Hound of the Basket Meals'.
There is a bakery in Sutton called 'Agatha Crustie'.
In Turnham Green, Chiswick we find a dry cleaner called 'Turn 'em Clean'.[Nick Robinson]
'A Pane in the Glass' is the name of a glazier's in New York State, USA.
Others can be found at a website called shophorror owned by Guy Swillingham.
I have seen two of his examples, one in Croydon named 'The Vinyl Frontier'; a shop which sells second hand records;
Another example is a restaurant in Belfast called 'Thai Tanic'.
Teddy bear shop in Penge called 'Bearly Trading'. [Isabel Radage]
Fish and chip shop in Santa Ponsa, Mallorca named 'Oh My Cod'. [David Harries]
and another in Bangkok, http://www.fishandchipsbangkok.com/
Will has found a bakery in Albert Road, Southsea called 'Upper Crustie'.
Guy has savoured the hake and chips at a shop called: 'A Fish called Rhondda'. We were on our way to Caerphilly and found the chippy in Ton Pentre, South Wales.
Would you believe a driving school in the Merseyside area called 'L Passo'. [David Percy]
Fruit, vegetable and flower shop in Aylsham and Reepham, Norfolk goes by the name of 'Meloncaulie Rose'.
[Mary + John Longhurst]
Barbers shop named 'Herr Kutz'. [David Percy]
Knockin, in Shropshire has to have a 'Knockin Shop' naturally. What it sells is not given.
There is, apparently, a mobile snack bat in Cornwall, UK which goes by the name of, 'The Star Chip Enterprise.'
There was an Indian restaurant in Radford, Nottingham, UK which went under the name of ' Balti Towers'. [Probably only appreciated by British readers]
On a butcher's van on Dartmoor - "Tor to Tor Delivery."
[Roger McCann reports]
A hire van company in Kent called "Van Gough".
[Bob Humm saw]
I am led to believe that in Dulmen, Germany, there is a flower shop named 'Blumen Ecke'.
[Sent in by Nigel McNeilly, who suspects that the humour may be lost on the owners]
Between Tenby and Pembroke can be found a specialist horticultural nursery boasting a sign reading:
"Your fuchsia is in our hands." [Tim Large]
In Havant, Hants, UK a greetings card shop can be found that goes by the name of "Havant Forgotten".
There is a whole-food shop in Argyll called "Oban Sesame". [Cyril Bailey]
Drop your pants here, and you will receive prompt attention. Sign on a laundrette.
Nicked from: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/latest.htm