Wednesday 26th September 2018 - 02:30:24 

George W Bush Visits A Primary School...

 

...to talk with the kids about politics in the Middle East.

After his speech he invites the class for any questions they might have.

"Who's got a question" Bush asks.

A little boy raises his hand.

So what's your name?

"My name is Billy" the boy answered

"And what is your question?", Bush asks.

"Actually, the boy says, I have 3 questions:"

1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without approval of the UN ?
2. Why did you become president, even though Al Gore received more votes than you ?
3. Where is Osama Bin Laden ?

Just after finishing his questions the bell rings. Bush promises to carry on where they have left after the break.

After the break Bush asks, "So, where were we? Who has got a question?"

Another pupil raises his hand.
Bush asks: "OK, whats your name what is your question?"

My name is Steve Mr. President and I actually have 5 questions:

1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without approval of the UN ?
2. Why did you become president, even though Al Gore received more votes than you ?
3. Where is Osama Bin Laden ?
4. Why did the bell ring 30 minutes early today?
5. Where is Billy ?

Quotes for Today:

At the party last night, i asked every husband to go stand next to the person who made his life worth living... the bartender was almost crushed to death. :)
 


Bart, just remember, trying is the first step to failure.
Homer Simpson 


Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




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