Thursday 15th April 2021 - 18:49:03 

Golf Questions


Kathy: "I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men".

Vickie: "TELL me about it! I went golfing with John one time, and he told me I asked too many questions"!

Kathy: "Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask"?

Vickie: I thought I asked legitimate questions.. like, "Why did you hit the ball into that lake"?

Quotes for Today:

O' wad some god the gif tae gi us, tae see ourselves as others see us

Old programmers never die, they just parse away.

One day, my ship will come. And with my luck, I'll be waiting at the airport!

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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