Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 19:27:54 

Good News And Bad News For Fathers' Of Newly Born Baby Sons

 

Three expectant fathers, an American, a Jamaican, and a Canadian were in the hospital waiting room. A doctor comes in and announces that he has some good news and some bad news.

"The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is that we've mixed them up."

The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The American guy goes right to the Jamaican baby, picks him up and starts rocking him.

"What are you doing?" the Jamaican guy asks, "He is obviously my son."

"I know," said the American guy, "but I didn't accidentally want to get the Canadian kid."

Quotes for Today:

A smile confuses an approaching frown.
Author Unknown 


A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Phyllis Diller 


A woman filed for divorce from her husband because she asked for something for her birthday, any style or color, that would go from 0 to 200 fast.
He gave her a bathroom scale.
 

This can save your bacon

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