Good News And Bad News For Fathers' Of Newly Born Baby Sons
"The good news is that you each are the father of a healthy baby boy. The bad news is that we've mixed them up."
The three new fathers walk into the nursery. The American guy goes right to the Jamaican baby, picks him up and starts rocking him.
"What are you doing?" the Jamaican guy asks, "He is obviously my son."
"I know," said the American guy, "but I didn't accidentally want to get the Canadian kid."