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Tuesday 18th December 2018 - 17:49:03 

Good News And Bad News From The Airline Pilot About A Hijacker

 

Airline pilot to passengers: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and bad news.

The bad news is that we have a hijacker on board.

The good news is, he wants to go to the French Riviera".

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Quotes for Today:

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman Hesse  


When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.
Mark Twain 


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