Good News Vs Bad News

Thursday 30th June 2022 - 13:34:08

The Good News:
I shot my first Christmas turkey yesterday.

The Bad News:
The gunshot scared the heck out of everyone in the Frozen Food section.
I've been banned for life from Whole Foods Markets.

Getting old is lots of fun, but it seems to always comes with a price.....

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Quotes for Today:: The years teach what the days never know.
Ralph Waldo Emerson; There are no short cuts to any place worth going.; There are only 2 kinds of software, Beta and obsolete.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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