Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 07:57:33 

Got Pulled By A Cop Today

 

Got pulled over by a cop today

Got pulled over by a cop today


GOT PULLED OVER TODAY
AND COP SAID "PAPERS"
SO I SAID "SCISSORS"
I WIN!!!



Contributor: GlobeTrottGirl

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

C Programmers do it recursively
 


C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
 


Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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