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Grandmas Are Not Right All The Time

 

Grandma and the bunk beds

Timmy was 9 years old and staying with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's it called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other'?

She was a little shocked, but thought it best to reveal the truth. 'Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse’,

‘Oh,’ Little Timmyy said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said loudly, 'Grandma, it's not called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds, and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you'.



Contribution: Lynne

This can save your bacon
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