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Graveside Service

 

When the graveside service had no more than just finished, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt, more rumbling thunder and more lightning.

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's arrived'.

Quotes for Today:

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 


Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 


Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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