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Greener Grass...

 

It's important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence.

But one must also be careful



Cow with head stuck under fence




Sometimes you can reach too far!

But when you find yourself over-extended and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of, there is one thing you should always remember.......


¯\_(ツ)_/¯     ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 


Quitters never win, winners never quit.
 


Random Thought #46 The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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