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Growing Up

 

One day a father and his ten-year-old son were on the bus, when the boy noticed a redhead with huge breasts. "Hey Pop," the son cried, "look at those boobs!"

Some years later, the father, a religious man, proceeded to send the boy to a military academy.

Six months later the boy came home and the father decided to take him on another bus ride.

Again, a woman with very large breasts sat across from them. To see if his son had learned any manners, the father exclaimed, "Look at the boobs on that redhead!"

"Boobs my eye," the boy replied with a smile, "get a load of the ass on that bus driver!"

Quotes for Today:

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 


Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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