Guess Who One The Bet.
Sam calls Abe and says, "I got a bet for you: I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars"!
Abe says, "How can that be? If you knew anything about biology, you..."
Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. One thousand dollars...yes or no"?
Abe says, "Okay, okay, I'll take your bet! How long is yours soft"?
Sam says, "Eleven years".