Guy With A Girlfriend Named Lorraine - Another Groaner
One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite besotted with Clearly and after while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing........
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"I can see Clearly now. Lorraine has gone".
Now wasn't that worth the wait!!!