Harry Potter’s 3rd Bride

Harry Potter had been divorced twice by his unfaithful wives, so he decided the only way to get a wife who knew nothing of sex. He really meant nothing! So he moved to the back-woods and found himself a simple, innocent mountain girl and they got married.

On their wedding night, he told her about his "magic wand" and how it was unique. She was enraptured with the "magic" feelings it brought her and was very satisfied living with Harry.

Unfortunately Harry needed to make a living and he had to go out of town on a business trip. He felt confident on leaving because his innocent wife thought only he had a "magic wand".

On his return he knew there was something strange about his wife and eventually she confronted him.

His wife blurted out "You told me you were the only man in the world with a magic wand"!

"Well yes..." he faltered.

"When you were away I discovered that Ron also has a magic wand" she yelled!

"Well yeah," he stammered. "Ron is my best friend and because I had two magic wands I thought I would give him one".

Suddenly she started sobbing and big tears rolled down her cheeks.

"What is the problem" Harry asked?

"Why, Oh why" she sobbed, "did you have to give Ron the big one"?!