Sunday 23rd September 2018 - 23:00:27 

Health Warning.

 

C.N.N. reports a new virus has been discovered recently. One person can pass it on to millions as it is very contagious.

The center for disease control has reported this week that the virus spreads very rapidly from one person to the next.

They have put a very interesting name on this virus. It is called...

a smile



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Uh! Oh! Too late!!!

I can see it on your face now!

You've got the virus!!!!!!

Have a great day and pass it on!!!

Quotes for Today:

Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
 


Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
Linus Torvald 


Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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