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Saturday 6th February 2021 - 12:45:49 

Health Warning From The National Health Service

 

NEWS BREAKING HEALTH WARNING


If you should receive an email from the NHS Direct warning of catching swine flu from eating tinned pork.


Ignore it.


Its just spam

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Quotes for Today:

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 


I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Arj Barker  


I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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