Monday 16th July 2018 - 17:41:56 

Heart Operation On Father By His Son

 

A father was due for a major heart operation for bypass surgery and he insisted that his son,a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad , what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."



Contributor: Irving P (HAH)

Quotes for Today:

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  


The Fifth Law of Pipes: The outside diameter must exceed the inside diameter; otherwise the hole will be on the outside of the pipe.
 


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