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Helicopter Crash

 

A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent.

The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them.

Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door.

The pilots screams at him, "Didn't you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed"?!.

"Of course I heard you", the man replied, "but it's also designed to fly, and look how good that one worked out"!!!

Quotes for Today:

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
 


I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true - I no longer know how to use my telephone.
Bjarne Stroustrup 


I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Harry Truman  

This can save your bacon

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