Saturday 3rd June 2023 - 02:36:49 

Holiday Couple In Spain

 

A man and his wife are spending their holidays in sunny Spain.

Keen to get an all over tan, the bloke climbs onto the roof, strips off and sun bathes.

After a couple of hours, he comes back into the house and climbs into bed beside his wife and they have a quickie.

Within minutes the guy is in awful pain when he realises that his dick is badly sunburned.

He rushes into the kitchen and opens the fridge to find something cooling. Quickly, he grabs a jug full of cold milk and dips in his pained manhood.

At that point his wife enters the kitchen and seeing the milk drip from the end of his dick says, "I always wanted to know how you refilled that thing!"

Quotes for Today:

I have noticed even people who claim everything is redestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.
S.Hawking 


I have recently realised that there is a case of 'You can take the Farang out of Sukhumvit, but you can't take Sukhumvit out of the Farang'
 


I intend to live forever. So far, so good ! :-)
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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