Sunday 24th September 2023 - 20:18:18 

Home Alone


A salesman goes up to a house on Schweitzer Mtn. and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little nine year-old boy named Ryjan who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other with a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman says: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"

The Little boy replies: "What the f**k do you think?"

Quotes for Today:

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Paul Erdos (1913-1996) 

A morning without coffee is like something without something else.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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