Saturday 18th August 2018 - 22:53:18 

Hospital Patient

 

A sweet grandmother telephoned Wigan Infirmary.

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing"?

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number"?

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Janice Flynn, Room 302".

The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say that Janice is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday".

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news".

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Janice your daughter"?

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Janice Flynn from Room 302 No one tells me f**k all...

Quotes for Today:

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Vince Lombardi 


We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop 


We work to become, not to acquire.
Elbert Hubbard 

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