Tuesday 21st August 2018 - 01:42:33 

Hot Flushes, Fainting - Call 911

 

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911.


When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.


The man said "It was enough to make anybody faint...

my son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower"!

Quotes for Today:

The more you have the less you show, the less you have the more you show.
 


The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
 


The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.” ~
William Shakespeare, Othello 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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