How Do You Catch A Unique Rabbit?
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
A: Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
A: Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
A: They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
A: You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A: A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
A: Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
A: Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
A: Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A: A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
A: Anyone Can Roast Beef ....
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
A: Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
A: Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
A: Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
A: The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
A: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A: A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.
Now, admit it... at least one of these made you smile.
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