How Mickey Lost The Bet
She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted the bet.
He took his out his glass eye, placed it next to his drink and went to the bathroom.
"OK chance to get your money back, I bet I can bite my own ear", Mickey challenged next.
The Barmaid accepted the bet.
He took out his false teeth and nipped his ear. Once more he pocketed his winnings.
"Okay", Mickey said, "I'll give you one last chance to win all your money back. I bet I can make love to you so gently and tenderly you won't feel a thing - bouble or nothing".
Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet.
Mickey lifted her skirt and away they went.
"I can feel you", she giggled.
"Oh well", he cried while climaxing, "This is not my lucky day... you can't win them all"!!