How to Be a Really Nice Guy

Friday 18th September 2020 - 20:16:23

My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food, it smelt incredible" she said?

Being the nice guy I am, I thought "Darn it, I'll treat her"!

So we walked past it again...

Contributor: Terry H

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How To Be A Really Nice Guy