How To Get 3 Days Off?
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition"!
So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!
The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it"?
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass"?
The Arab said "Yes of course".
So we exchanged tanks"!