Monday 25th October 2021 - 06:59:12 

How To Help A Lesbian Have A Baby


One of my wife's friends is a lesbian. One day we got to talking and I asked her did she ever wonder what it would be like to have children. She said that the one thing she regretted about her sexual orientation was that she might never be a mother.

She's a good looking lady, and I said slyly that if she ever wanted to be impregnated I'd be happy to help out, purely altruistically, of course.

She shot me a death ray look, and told me with a curling lip that if she ever decided to reproduce, it would be by artificial insemination.

"No problem", I replied, "If you want artificial, I'll tell you I love you".


Quotes for Today:

If you have never made a mistake, then you have never done anything of significance.

If you have something to say, raise your hand ... and place it over your mouth

If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth the £20.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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