How To Subtly Mention Your Iphone When Picking Up A Girl In The Bar
Im no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Plus I have an iphone!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put u and iphone together.
Hey baby. iphone you tomorrow?
Hi. My friend over there bet you wouldnt let me google you on our first date. So what do you say? Ill buy you a drink. You can even google me back. My iphone battery is big and strong and fully charged up, so we could google all night.
Did you know my iphone is also a remote control? Lets go somewhere remote and you can have control.
Hi there angel. Did it hurt when you fell from heav- oh, sorry, Im getting a call on my new iphone. Oh, it was Saint Peter. He said have a great time on your trip to Earth, and dont worry about being good- they wont keep score up there while you are on leave.
I AM happy to see you but thats just an ipod in my pocket.
Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?
Is your dad a thief? Because if he is, Ill keep my new ipod hidden when you introduce him to me next Saturday.
I think I need to call Heaven- on my new iphone- because they lost one of their angels.
I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours? Ill store it in my new iphone.
Excuse me- Im new in town. Could you give me directions to your place? Let me just open up Google maps in my iphone.
How much does my new iphone weigh? Enough to break the ice. Can I enter in your phone number?
You know, inheriting 50 million dollars doesnt mean much when you have a weak heart, even if you have a four houses, two islands and a brand new iphone like this one.
Excuse me, did you just call me on my iphone? Then I guess it wasnt my phone that was vibrating in my pocket.