Thursday 12th December 2019 - 00:07:30 

How To Turn A Woman On

 

A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough & Selfish.

The next week, the guy picks her up for their evening out dressed in a biker's black leathers. He grabs her, throws her on the back of his newly rented Harley, and away they go to the nearest biker's bar. The whole evening is spent drinking and brawling with the bikers.

When they get back to her house, he drags her up to the bedroom.

He asks her "Well, was I rough?" "Yes" she purrs and rubs herself suggestively.

"And was I Tough?" he asks.

"Oh yes," she moans.

"Well then, it's time to be selfish".

So saying, he whips it out and gives himself a hand-job.

Quotes for Today:

All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
Samuel Johnson  


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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2) 

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