Saturday 20th October 2018 - 10:47:13 

Husband Caught In The Act

 

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say to defend herself.

"Well, Your Honor," she replied coolly. "I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly!"

Quotes for Today:

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 


I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Arj Barker  


I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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