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I Am Not Kidding


Boy: My fathers name is laughing and mothers name is smiling. Teacher: You must be kidding. Boy:  No that is my brother. m name is joking

For those folk who cannot see the image:

Boy:   My father's name is LAUGHING and my mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher:   Your must be KIDDING.

Boy:   No that is my brother. I'm JOKING.

Contributor: Joolz

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Quotes for Today:

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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