Thursday 19th July 2018 - 20:31:37 

I Am Not Kidding

 


Boy: My fathers name is laughing and mothers name is smiling. Teacher: You must be kidding. Boy:  No that is my brother. m name is joking


For those folk who cannot see the image:

Boy:   My father's name is LAUGHING and my mother's name is SMILING.

Teacher:   Your must be KIDDING.

Boy:   No that is my brother. I'm JOKING.




Contributor: Joolz

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 


Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Kafka 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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