I Got a Phone Call Today.

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 21:48:21

An angry female voice started shouting, "you daft tw*t, you said it would be fine not to use a condom.

Well, now I'm pregnant. I hope you're f$@%king happy"!

I calmly replied, "it's okay love, we can work this out. Who's calling"?

After a couple of moments silence, "it's your wife".

I guess I'll be making my own dinner tonight.

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Quotes for Today:: All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
Samuel Johnson; All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?; Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2)

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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I Got A Phone Call Today.