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I Have Nothing To Offer But Blood

 

An Arab needed a heart transplant; prior to the surgery his surgeons ensured that ample supplies of the patient's blood was available.

The Arab had a rare type of blood which was not available locally. An urgent call went out to a number of countries. Finally, a Jew was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a Thank You card and a large box of expensive chocolates.

The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time. So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very generous manner.

The Arab replied : "Ya habibi !!,I have Jewish blood now, remember..!?

Quotes for Today:

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop 


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