I Took My Old Dad Shopping...
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response;
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………
“Got stoned once and f**ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Another one from: Howard