Thursday 16th March 2023 - 21:23:48 

I Want Grandma

 

Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and cried until his mother came in to see what was the matter. "I have to make pee pee", wailed Little Johnny.

"All right," said his mother, "I'll take you to the bathroom."

"No" insisted Little Johnny, "I want Grandma."

"Don't be silly, I can do the same thing as Grandma," said his mother firmly."

"Nuh-uh. Her hands shake." replied Little Johnny.

Quotes for Today:

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Johann von Goethe 


More technology is not the answer. It is the problem.
 


My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.


AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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