I was going to quit all my bad habits

Sunday 24th September 2023 - 20:16:36

For those not able to see the image of a sad bird saying...

I was going to quit all my bad habits.
I really was.
But then it occurred to me that no one likes a quitter!

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Quotes for Today:: Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein; Opportunity comes but does not linger.
Nepalese proverb; Pay Your Taxes With A Smile - I tried ... but the lady said, 'Cash Only'

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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I Was Going To Quit All My Bad Habits