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I Was Just Visiting Some Friends

 

...who have a real working farm.

I was watching this one rooster chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife came out to feed them.

The rooster stopped chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin eating.

I stood there thinking to myself, "Damn ! I hope I never get that hungry".


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Quotes for Today:

Perfection is an ongoing process. There is only one constant: - change!
 


Piece of Pith:
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: ? Take two aspirin' and ?keep away from children'.
 


Piece of Pith:
Old people love to give good advice to console themselves for no longer being able to set a bad example.'
La Rochefoucald  


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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

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