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I Would So Kill My Husband!

 

A couple has not been getting along for years, so the husband buys his wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.

Well, you can imagine her disappointment.

The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.

“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!” she asks angrily?

“Are you kidding me?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year”!

Quotes for Today:

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
 


Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
 


Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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