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I'm Concerned

 

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence , but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.



Has any one else noticed this? ...



It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

Quotes for Today:

C Programmers do it recursively
 


C programmers never die, they just get cast into void
 


Chance favors the prepared mind
Louis Pasteur 


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Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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