I'm Not Happy

Monday 29th November 2021 - 21:04:58

While driving to work this morning and not really paying attention; I rear-ended a car at a traffic light.

When the driver got out... I noticed that he was a dwarf!

He steamed up to my car and said, 'I'm not happy...'.

So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

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Quotes for Today:: And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.; And remember...
Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.; Answer: Number 3 pencils and quadrille pads.
Question: What CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer
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AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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