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Saturday 20th July 2019 - 16:41:21 

In Case

 

"Sally", asked Linda thoughtfully one day, "what would you do if you caught another woman in bed with your husband"?

"With George"? Sally thought it over. "Let's see; I'd break her cane, shoot her seeing eye dog, and call a cab to take her back to the institution she escaped from".

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Quotes for Today:

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
 


I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
 


I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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