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In The Beginning

 

God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then sai d, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, sai d angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said

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Quotes for Today:

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish playwright, essayist and literary critic (1856-1950) 


A recent survey, proved that 80% of the males in Liverpool had sex in the shower, the remaining 20% have not been in Prison yet
 


A smile confuses an approaching frown.
Author Unknown 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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