Tuesday 11th December 2018 - 20:06:06 

Instant Cure For Baldness

 

A guy who was as bald as a coot had a big hang-up about his lack of hair. He had tried all types of treatments, but without success.

One day he passed a barber's shop with a sign in the window that read:


Bald?

Your Problems Solved Instantly.

ONLY $500
long haired barber
and you too can have a head of hair like mine.



So the bald guy went into the shop and asked the barber: "Can you guarantee that for $500 my hair will instantly look like yours"?

"Certainly," said the barber. "It will take no more than a few seconds for us to look exactly alike".

"Okay then," said the bald guy, handing over the $500. "Let's go for it".

The barber took the guy's money and then shaved his own hair off.


Shaved Bald Barber same as customer

This can save your bacon
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Quotes for Today:

When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Herman Hesse  


When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.
Mark Twain 


When life hands u lemons, ask for Tequilla and salt!!
 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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